Welcome to Pennsyltucky.

First-time author Christopher Master invites you to experience Tiny Cracker Zoo, an amusing anthology of eight shamelessly true stories that fluidly uncorks effervescent humor from the banality of his own Pennsyltucky boyhood. Through vivid accounts of desperation resulting from excretory mutiny to the unmistakable sexual longings of Star Wars figures, Tiny Cracker Zoo beckons readers to revel in the savory agony of Master’s existence amidst fanatics of fast cars, wild game, and a grouchy God. Such a profusion of personal information is seldom heard outside of a psychiatrist’s office.

John F. Harnish, author of Enjoy Often!!!, says of Master’s writing, “There’s a refreshing intimacy in Christopher’s unguarded approach. A friend had read several parts aloud and was laughing so hard she literally couldn’t speak the words! Having finished the book, I now fully understand what fueled her hysterics. There’s even a tasty recipe to sweeten the deal. A brilliant debut by an author who has equal parts wit, cynicism, and sensitivity.”

Within these pages (both obvious and hidden), Christopher peels back the flannel veil to show the true face of Pennsyltucky life. Thank you for visiting and enjoy!